Futurama (TV Series)
The Problem with Popplers (2000)
Maurice LaMarche: Hot Dog Vendor, Fishy Joseph Gillman, Horrible Gelatinous Blob, Lrrr, Lt. Kif Kroker, Waiter
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Quotes
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Bender : [to a hot dog vendor across the street from the poppler stand] Hey, Mac, where do you want those rat droppings you ordered?
[the people in line walk out in disgust and go to the poppler stand]
Hot Dog Vendor : Wait a minute. You're not the guy who delivers the rat droppings.
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : Say, these would go great with some guacamol.
Lrrr : Stop eating our young! And it's pronounced guacamole!
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : [Free Waterfall Jr. has given away that the orangutan has taken Leela's place] Why'd you open your bonghole, you smelly hippie? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey? You must have smoked some bad granola!
Lrrr : [Puts on a pair of glasses] The one called "Smelly Hippie" is right, this is a monkey!
Nd-nd : [Eats orangutan] Yes definitely a monkey!
Lrrr : Where's the real female?
Captain Zapp Brannigan : I'll never tell!
Lrrr : [Points raygun at his face] Where's the real female!
Captain Zapp Brannigan : [Nervously] I'll get her for you
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : The Omicronians have decided not to eat all the humans.
Lrrr : I filled up with nuts at the negociations.
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Lrrr : People of Earth-- Oh, that hippie's starting to kick in. we've all learned a valuable lesson today. I realise now that--
[high]
Lrrr : Dude! My hand are huge!
[the audience whispers. Leela looks at Fry who shrugs]
Lrrr : They can touch anything but themselves.
[He puts his hands together]
Lrrr : Oh, wait.
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Jrrr : [to the audience] Hear me out. There are many good reasons to eat: Hunger, boredom, wanting to be the world's fattest man. But not revenge. Are we no better than they? Besides, Leela's my friend.
Lrrr : Is this true, Earthling?
Leela : [mumbling with Jrrr in her mouth] Yeah it is!
Lrrr : [pulls Leela out of his mouth] Leela's garbled words have opened my eyes
Free Waterfall Junior : OK, that's a start, that's very Earth-friendly. Now everyone join hands. Join hands, please. I'd like to lead you all in some swaying. Come on, pay attention.
[the audience is not impressed]
Free Waterfall Junior : I said do it! Yeah...
Lrrr : [asking Jrrr] Is he your friend too?
Jrrr : No
[Lrrr eats Free Waterfall Junior]
Free Waterfall Junior : [crawling up his throat] This is not happening!
[Lrrr swallows him]