Futurama (TV Series)

The Problem with Popplers (2000)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• Free Waterfall Junior : The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain.

  [Bender throws a brick at him] 

  Free Waterfall Junior : Ow!

  Bender : Okay, we won't eat you.

  Leela : I'll go get some more bricks.

• Leela : Well, it's a Type M planet, so it should at least have Roddenberries.

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : I realize this may hurt our chances of consummating our relationship again.

  Leela : Go consummate yourself.

• Leela : Animals eat other animals. It's nature.

  Free Waterfall Junior : No, it's not. We taught a lion to eat tofu.

  [Pan to scrawny, anemic lion] 

• Bender : I found rocks. You guys eat rocks, right?

  Leela : No.

  Bender : Not even sauteed in a little mud?

• Leela : Great. We're two days from Earth with no food.

  Bender : Problem solved. You two fight to the death, and I'll cook the loser.

  [Whispers to Leela] 

  Bender : Work his gut. I like it tender.

  Fry : Maybe that planet over there has a drive-thru. A Burger Jerk, or a Fishy Joe's, or a Chizzler or something.

  Bender : Ah, don't get your hopes up. We're a billion miles from nowhere.

  Leela : Yeah. It's probably only got a Howard Johnson's.

• Fry : Let's bring back a few pocketfuls.

  Bender : Better yet, let's take a whole Benderful.

  Leela : No, take only what's necessary. Stuff the ship.

• Leela : I'd be honored to be called your mother.

  Jrrr : In my species, we eat our elders.

  Leela : [Tosses to Nd-Nd]  Whoop!

• Jrrr : [to the audience]  Hear me out. There are many good reasons to eat: Hunger, boredom, wanting to be the world's fattest man. But not revenge. Are we no better than they? Besides, Leela's my friend.

  Lrrr : Is this true, Earthling?

  Leela : [mumbling with Jrrr in her mouth]  Yeah it is!

  Lrrr : [pulls Leela out of his mouth]  Leela's garbled words have opened my eyes

  Free Waterfall Junior : OK, that's a start, that's very Earth-friendly. Now everyone join hands. Join hands, please. I'd like to lead you all in some swaying. Come on, pay attention.

  [the audience is not impressed] 

  Free Waterfall Junior : I said do it! Yeah...

  Lrrr : [asking Jrrr]  Is he your friend too?

  Jrrr : No

  [Lrrr eats Free Waterfall Junior] 

  Free Waterfall Junior : [crawling up his throat]  This is not happening!

  [Lrrr swallows him]