"Futurama" The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings (TV Episode 2003) - Maurice LaMarche as Hedonismbot, Opera House Announcer, Calculon, Grumpy Snail Growling

Hedonism Bot : Less reality, more fantasy. Resume the opera.

Fry : But I can't play anymore.

Dr. Zoidberg : Yes, you can! The music was in your heart, not your hands.

[Fry plays off key, everyone boos]

Dr. Zoidberg : Your music's bad, and you should feel bad!
Hedonism Bot : Oh sirrah! A *man* writing an opera about a *woman*? How delightfully absurd!
Hedonism Bot : Let us cavort like the Greeks of old!

[lowers voice]

Hedonism Bot : You know the ones I mean.
Hedonism Bot : Ah, Fry, congratulations. Your latest performance was as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams.

Fry : Thank you, sir. That's exactly what I was going for.

Hedonism Bot : You were the sole diversion in what has been a pale and unamusing season, and so I would fain commission you write an opera.

Fry : But I've never written an opera.

Hedonism Bot : And I've never heard one. Still, if you can keep me amused through the overture I shall consider it a smashing success.
Announcer : Please take your seats for the second act.

Hedonism Bot : But I'm not done vomiting.
Hedonism Bot : Oh sirrah! A *man* writing an opera about a *woman*? How deliciously absurd!

Maurice LaMarche: Hedonismbot, Opera House Announcer, Calculon, Grumpy Snail Growling