- Fry: So you're saying these aren't the decaying ruins of New York in the year 4000?
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: You wish. You're in Los Angeles.
- Fry: But there was this gang of ten-year-olds with guns.
- Leela: Exactly. You're in L.A.
- Fry: But everyone is driving around in cars shooting at each other.
- Bender: That's L.A. for you.
- Fry: But the air is green and there's no sign of civilization whatsoever.
- Bender: He just won't stop with the social commentary.
- Fry: And the people are all phonies. No one reads. Everything has cilantro on it...
- Fry: What's deathrolling?
- Black Child: It's like skateboarding.
- Punk Kid: But half the time someone dies.
- Fry: Oh. So it's a little safer than skateboarding.
- Fry: I find this post-apocalyptic wasteland very confusing. Seriously, I'm weirded out.
- Michelle: That's because you're a loser. You were a loser in the year 2000 and you're a loser in the year 4000.
- Fry: Yeah, but in the year 3000, I had it all; friends, a low-paying job, a bed in a robot's closet. I envied no man, but you wrecked everything!
- Michelle: Quit standing up for yourself, Fry!
- [Fry and Michelle have traveled to a post-apocalyptic year 4000]
- Fry: Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament this.
- Hermes Conrad: Dating your ex Fry? Have you lost all self respect?
- Fry: All what?
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: This can only end badly Fry. Kids, a house...
- Bender: A home invasion by a former room-mate.
- Fry: But things are different this time. Before she was demanding and possessive. But now she wants me to do stuff and stay with her all the time!
- Leela: Please, Professor... give us our jobs back. We deserve another chance.
- Bender: Yeah. And if you won't give me another chance perhaps you'd give one to...
- [Puts on the gorilla mask]
- Bender: Og. Gorilla Emperor of Earth.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Sorry, Og. But I've got a new crew.
- [to Hermes, Amy and Zoidberg, who are coming out of the ship]
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: So, how was your delivery to Fantasy Planet where everyone's fantasies come to life?
- Amy Wong: Great.
- Hermes Conrad: Organized.
- Dr. Zoidberg: For one beautiful night I knew what it was to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.