Futurama (TV Series)
That's Lobstertainment! (2001)
John DiMaggio: Bender
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Quotes
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Calculon : Are you my hot water heater?
Bender : No, I'm Bender. We met once, remember?
Calculon : Absolutely not.
Bender : Come on, don't you remember how much I bugged you? Don't you? 'Cause it was a lot. You remember, right?
Calculon : Look, I'm programmed to be very busy. Unless you can heat water to 212 degrees, I'm not interested.
[closes door; Bender knocks again]
Calculon : Have you got an extra GOTO 10 line? I said I don't need a bender.
Bender : Bender? That was the other guy. My name's Boiler.
[cut to Bender serving as water boiler for Calculon's shower]
Calculon : Nice work, Boiler.
Bender : Thanks. And call me Bender.
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Bender : That plot makes perfect sense. Wink, wink.
Dr. Zoidberg : Bender, you said 'wink, wink' out loud.
Bender : No I didn't. Raise middle finger.
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Calculon : I told you I want an Oscar!
Bender : Then maybe you should act better.
Calculon : The Oscar isn't about acting. It's about earning the respect and admiration of the creative community.
Harold Zoid : How about we rig the awards?
Calculon : That's fine too.
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Dr. Zoidberg : What category are they on?
Bender : They're giving out the minor technical awards. I think they're up to Writing.