Futurama (TV Series)

Raging Bender (2000)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• Leela : Bender, you can't give up every time you get an axe in the back, or a drill to the face. Now stop scratching your axe hole and get back there.

• Amy Wong : So how was the Spleef Nebula?

  Hermes Conrad : [With brain slug on head, speaking in monotone]  The flight had a stopover at the Brain Slug Planet. Hermes liked is so much he decided to stay of his own free will.

  Fry : Hermes has all the fun. Wait a second! He has a brain slug on his head!

  Leela : Shh! You're gonna get us all assimilated!

  Amy Wong : Just act normal and switch to a garlic shampoo.

• Bender : Leela, you gotta help me.

  Leela : If you wouldn't take my help when you didn't need it, why should I give it to you now, when you do need it?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : What the hell are you talking about?

  Leela : I don't know, but I'm not helping.

• Leela : Bender, let's hit the gym. I'm gonna teach you to fight like a girl.

  Bender : [vengefully]  I'll put on my tutu.

• Leela : Cheating in a fake fight. That's low.

• Fry : [at the movie theater]  Cool let's see this one!

  [points to "Galaxy Wars"] 

  Leela : Nah, I'm not in the mood for a historical documentary. I've heard good things about 'Quizblorg, Quizblorg.'

  Amy Wong : Guck! I hate subtitles. Alien films are so pretentious.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Fellows, fellows, how about a film we can all enjoy? "Planet of the Clams": It's about an upside-down world where lobster is slave to clam.

  Bender : Who invited you? Let's just see "All My Circuits: The Movie."

  [all mumble in agreement] 

  Bender : Good point, Bender!

• Calculon : [In a scene from All My Circuits: The Movie]  Well, that finishes this paperwork

  [Phone rings] 

  Calculon : Calculon Enterprises.

  Monique : Calculon, an exciting fight scene has broken out at the special effects warehouse! Come quickly before a fiery explosion chases someone down a hallway!

  Calculon : I have no choice but to...

  [Screen freezes] 

  Mr. Moviefone : If you want Calculon to race to the laser gun battle in his hover-Ferrari, press one. If you want Calculon to double-check his paperwork, press two. Enter now.

  Fry : What the hell's going on?

  Leela : Movies are interactive now, Fry. You get to choose exactly how you want them to surprise you.

  [Fry presses button one on his armrest] 

  Mr. Moviefone : You have pressed two.

  Fry : No, I didn't.

  Mr. Moviefone : I'm almost positive you did. Please wait while I tabulate the votes. There has been a filibuster. To force a floor vote, press one.

  Fry : Interactivity sucks. If they expect me to choose, one of the options better be a naked werewolf attack.

• Leela : Are you ready, Bender?

  Bender : I was built ready! Gimme the bell! Gimme the bell!

  [Bell rings] 

  Bender : Did you hear a noise?