Futurama (TV Series)

How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back (2000)

Nora Dunn: Morgan Proctor

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Quotes 

• Morgan Proctor : No one can know about us. If anyone asks, I'll deny it.

  Fry : Just like every other girl I've ever dated.

• Hermes Conrad : Not so fast! While I was filing, I came upon a certain document filed by a certain Morgan Proctor. Form B, notification of romantic entanglement.

  Fry : That's right, she fraternized me!

  Morgan Proctor : That form wasn't about you. It refers to my high school prom date. It was a regulation date that ended in regulation disappointment.

  Hermes Conrad : Yes, but you only stamped it four times.

  [All gasp] 

  Morgan Proctor : No! No! I was young and reckless!

• Morgan Proctor : Regarding last Monday's delivery, why was it 3 days behind schedule?

  Leela : Well, first we got lost, then Fry got his head stuck in a crater.

  Fry : [sadly]  I thought it would fit...

• Morgan Proctor : Naturally I have to assign someone to fill in for Hermes while he's gone. I assign me. I accept. Welcome aboard.

• Morgan Proctor : Why isn't this jacket in alphabetical order?

  Leela : What?

  Morgan Proctor : The zipper. It should be at the bottom.

• Morgan Proctor : So this is where you eat?

  Fry : Eat and sleep.

• Fry : What did you do to him?

  Morgan Proctor : I have downloaded his brain. Everything that is Bender is right here: his mind, his memories, his in-your-face interface.

  Bender : [monotone]  I am Bender. Please insert girder.

• Fry : I demand that you give Bender back right now!

  Morgan Proctor : Then you should have filed a request twenty years ago.

• Fry : I'm sick of you and your bureaucracy!

  [tosses the stuff on Morgan's desk] 

  Morgan Proctor : Dirty boy! Dirty boy!

  [jumps on Fry and starts making out] 

• Morgan Proctor : Why is there yogurt in this hat?

  Fry : I can explain. See it used to be milk, and... well, time makes fools of us all!