Futurama (TV Series)

Hell Is Other Robots (1999)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg

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Quotes 

• [Bender has joined the Church of Robotology] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : If only he had joined a mainstream religion, like Oprahism, or Voodoo.

• [after making a delivery to the mob planet Sicily-8] 

  Fry : I know Big Vinny said he was giving me the Kiss of Death, but I still think he's gay.

  Leela : Did he use his tongue?

  Fry : A little.

• [while talking to the Beastie Boys] 

  Fry : Back in the 20th century, I had all five of your albums.

  Adam Horovitz : That was a thousand years ago. Now we got seven.

  Fry : Cool. Can I borrow the new ones? And a couple of blank tapes?

• Leela : Bender, we don't mind your drinking, and your kleptomania, and your pornography ring.

  Dr. Zoidberg : In fact, that's why we love you.

• Leela : Who would've thought that Hell would exist - and that it would be in New Jersey?

  Fry : Well, actually...

• Leela : All right, Beelzebot, what'll it take to get our friend back?

  Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Sorry, but I hold all the cards here. There's nothing you can do. Now, if you'll just sign this fiddle contest waiver...

  Leela : Wait. What fiddle contest?

  Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Urrggh. The Fairness In Hell Act of 2275 requires me to inform you that if you can best me in a fiddle contest, you win back Bender's soul. As well as a solid gold fiddle.

  Fry : Wouldn't a solid gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound crummy?

  Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Well, it's mostly for show.

• Fry : C'mon guys, tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999... again.

• Fry : [singing]  I don't feel well.

  Leela : It's up to us to rescue him.

  Fry : Maybe he likes it here in Hell.

  Leela : It's us who tempted him to sin.

  Fry : Perhaps he's back at the motel.

  Leela : Come on, Fry, don't be scared. / I'm sure at least one of us will be spared. / So just sit back and enjoy the ride!

  Fry : My ass has blisters from the slide!

• Bender : I can't believe someone sent an intergalactic spaceship to deliver a package to Atlantic City. What are we delivering, anyway?

  Fry : Uh... this.

  [Takes a half-used roll of mints out of his pocket] 

  Bender : Where are we delivering it?

  Leela : Uh, here.

  [Puts roll into mailbox] 

  Bender : Another job well done.

• Fry : And you made me feel like a jerk for trusting you. Just like when my friend Ricky swore he wasn't taking drugs, and then he sold me my mom's VCR, and then later I found out he was taking drugs.

• Leela : If I didn't know any better, I'd think Bender was abusing electricity.

  Fry : Bender? No way!

  [the power goes down] 

  Fry : I definitely would have noticed something.

• [after Bender escapes Robot Hell, while carrying Fry and Leela] 

  Bender : Don't worry guys, I'll never be too good or too evil again. From now on, I'll just be me.

  Leela : Uh, do you think you could be just little less evil than that?

  Bender : I don't know. Think you could survive a 700ft fall?

  Fry : [Fry chuckles]  Good old Bender!

  [closing credits]