Futurama (TV Series)

Hell Is Other Robots (1999)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Fender

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Quotes 

• [suffering torment in Robot Hell] 

  Bender : But I don't belong here. I don't like things that are scary and painful.

  Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Sorry, Bender, you agreed to this when you joined our religion. If you sin, you go straight to Robot Hell - for all eternity.

  Bender : Ah, hell - I mean, heck.

  Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : No, it's all right. You can say that here.

• Bender : In the name of all that is good and logical, we give thanks for the chemical energy we are about to absorb. To quote the prophet Jerematic, one-zero-zero-zero-one-zero-one-zero-one-zero-one-zero-one...

  [later] 

  Bender : ... zero-one-zero-one-one-zero-zero-one... two. Amen.

• Bender : Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

• Bender : Don't worry, I won't be too good or too evil again. From now on I'll just be me.

  Leela : Do you think you be a little less evil than that?

  Bender : I don't know. Do you think you could survive a seven-hundred foot fall?

• Reverend Preacherbot : Wretched sinner unit! The path to Robot Heaven lies here, in the Good Book 3.0.

  Bender : Hey. Do I preach at you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No!

• [at a Beastie Boys concert] 

  Leela : [looking at a hand-held device]  Impressive. They're laying down mad rhymes with an 80% success rate.

  Bender : I believe that qualifies as ill, at least from a technical standpoint.

• Waiter : Would monsieur care to see the wine list?

  Bender : [shreds wine list]  No poison for us, thanks. I'll stick with good-old mineral oil.

  [drinks mineral oil] 

  Bender : Ahh. Functional.

• Bender : [singing]  Just tell me why!

  Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Check out this 55-page warrant.

  Bender : There must be robots worse than I.

  Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : We've checked it out, there really aren't.

  Bender : Then please let me explain: / My crimes were really boyish pranks.

  Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!

  Bender : Ah, don't blame me, blame my upbringing!

  Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Please stop sinning while I'm singing!

• Bender : I can't believe someone sent an intergalactic spaceship to deliver a package to Atlantic City. What are we delivering, anyway?

  Fry : Uh... this.

  [Takes a half-used roll of mints out of his pocket] 

  Bender : Where are we delivering it?

  Leela : Uh, here.

  [Puts roll into mailbox] 

  Bender : Another job well done.

• Fender : Come on, Bender. Grab a jack. I told these guys you were cool.

  Bender : Well, if jacking on will make strangers think I'm cool, I'll do it.

• Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : We know all your sins, Bender! And for each one we've prepared an agonizing and ironic punishment!

  [turns his head] 

  Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Gentlemen...

  ["Robot Hell Song" begins playing] 

  Bender : Ah, crap! Singing! Mind if I smoke?

  Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : [singing]  Cigars are evil, you won't miss' em! / We'll find ways to simulate that smell! / What a sorry fella, / Rolled up and smoked like a donnetella, / Here on Level One of Robot Hell.

• [On a Beastie Boys concert] 

  Leela : [looking at a hand-held device]  Amazing. They are laying down mad beats at 80% accuracy.

  Bender : I think that qualifies as ill, at least from a technical standpoint.

• Bender : Come on, universe, you big, mostly empty wuss! Give me all the juice you got!

• Leela : Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on?

  Bender : No! Don't come in!

• Bender : Hey. Do I preach at you when you're lying stoned in the gutter?

• [after Bender escapes Robot Hell, while carrying Fry and Leela] 

  Bender : Don't worry guys, I'll never be too good or too evil again. From now on, I'll just be me.

  Leela : Uh, do you think you could be just little less evil than that?

  Bender : I don't know. Think you could survive a 700ft fall?

  Fry : [Fry chuckles]  Good old Bender!

  [closing credits]