Futurama (TV Series)

Bendin' in the Wind (2001)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Hick

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Quotes 

• [looking over an old Hippy Volkswagen bus] 

  Amy Wong : This speedometer only goes up to 80. This thing can't go faster than 80,000 miles an hour?

  Fry : No, it can't. But it's got a driver's side floor and an eight-track player with genuine mono sound.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Where's the device that lets to speed up or slow down the passage of time?

  Fry : [pulls out a bong]  Under the seat.

• Fry : Put the metal to the pedal to the other metal!

• Bender : You know, when I first got broken, I thought my life was over. But look at me now.

  [starts counting with his fingers] 

  Bender : I've got fame, money, groupies, and it's all thanks to being completely immobilized.

  [stands up] 

  Bender : That's why I'll be proud to go up on stage tomorrow and say, "Look at me, world! I am a broken robot!"

  Fry : Bender, you can move! You're cured!

  Bender : Oh, crap! It's a miracle!

• Fry : She just needs some gas.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Wrong again, idiot. There is no gas. Petroleum preserves went dry in 2038.

  Leela : Gas was an environmental disaster, anyway. Now we use alternative fuels.

  Fry : Like what?

  Leela : Whale oil.

• Dr. Zoidberg : It's toe-tappingly tragic.

• Patchcord Adams : Did you hear they're using Windows 3000 as a jailer?

  Fry : No. Why?

  Patchcord Adams : 'Cause it always locks up.

  [Others laugh weakly] 

  Bender : For the love of God, somebody kick his ass!

• Hick : Get out of here, you moneyless hippies!

  Horrible Gelatinous Blob : Yeah, get out of here! We don't like your type 'round these parts.

  [shows pictures of weird aliens] 

  Horrible Gelatinous Blob : These are the types we like.

• Fry : Wow, I forgot about TV. Living free on the road, you realize how much better life is without it. Well, let's see what's on.

• Fry : Get your love beads here! You can't journey to the center of your mind without love beads!

  Hippie #1 : Wow, look at all the colors. These'll go great with my soul.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Glad you like them. I've been making fine jewelry for years, apparently.

  Hippie #2 : I'll trade you a bad poem!

• Bender : Oh, no! I forgot this is a hoverbridge!

  Turanga Leela : And I forgot this isn't a hovercar!

  Fry : Is any of that a problem?

  Dr. Zoidberg : Not if you've lived a life without regret!

• Dr. Zoidberg : [the gang is doing laundry]  Bad news, friends. My shell ran.

  [All the clothes are covered in pink swirls] 

  Amy Wong : Zoidberg, you idiot! My outfit! It's... It's...

  Turanga Leela : Kinda cool.

  Fry : Yeah, I like it.

  Amy Wong : Me too, now that I'm used to it.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Then it was all on purpose! You're lucky to have Zoidberg as a friend. But cross me and I'll turn on you like that!

• Amy Wong : [Zoidberg is hacking into a tissue]  You better not do that at the concert.

  Dr. Zoidberg : I can't stop. When I eat too much dirt I get stuff in my throat.

  Amy Wong : You are so disgusting! I...

  [Gasps as she sees that Zoidberg is hacking up blue pearls; she takes a handful] 

  Amy Wong : They're beautiful!

  Dr. Zoidberg : Eww, you're touching them!

  Turanga Leela : I've never seen such beautiful pearls. Dr. Zoidberg, you're amazing!

  Dr. Zoidberg : I am? At last, recognition!