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Quotes
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Calculon : [On TV, reenacting the wedding] Coilette, your death fills me with sorrow... anger, fear. Every emotion an actor can dislay.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : [to everyone watching TV] Turn off that crap-o-rama! One mistake now, and Bender will be trapped forever between the already ill-defined robot sexes.
[Uses a hammer and a chisel on Bender]
Bender : Oh! Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
Philip J. Fry : Well, Bender, I hope this has taught you a lesson about changing your sex to win five gold medals.
Bender : [Soft voice] It truly has. My romance with Calculon has shown me a lot about myself.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : [Still hammering on Bender] Almost done.
Bender : [Continuing in a soft voice] If only somehow, some way...
[Normal voice returns]
Bender : he and I could drive to Vegas pick up some floozy-bots and void their warranties all night long! Whoo!
[Sits up and rips wedding dress off]
Philip J. Fry : Yay, my buddy's home! And his respect for women is back to normal.
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Humorbot 5.0 : So, Calculon. Do you want to set up this clip from "All My Circuits"?
Calculon : No, I think it's self-explanatory.
[clip shows Calculon knealing, screaming to the heavens, while a pirate is grilling hamburgers]
Calculon : Noooo!
[clip ends]
Calculon : Funny story. The script called for me to say "Yes", but I gave it a little twist.
Humorbot 5.0 : Anecdote accepted. Snappy comeback not found.
