Futurama (TV Series)
A Head in the Polls (1999)
John DiMaggio: Bender, Jack Johnson, John Jackson
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Quotes
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Bender : Game's over, losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
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Bender : Gimme my body back, ya two-bit thief!
Richard Nixon's Head : Now look here, you drugged out communist! I paid for this body and I'd no sooner return it than I would my little cocker spaniel dog, Checkers.
Checkers' Head : Arf!
Richard Nixon's Head : Shut up, dammit!
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Fry : You look different. Did you get a haircut?
Bender : No! I sold my body.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Sold your body? Oh, Bender, I've been down that road. I know it's glamorous and the parties are great, but you'll end up spending every dollar you make on jewelry and skintight pants.
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Fry : If I were registered to vote, I'd send these clowns a message by staying home on election day and dressing up like a clown.
Turanga Leela : You're not registered?
Fry : Nope. Not vaccinated, either. Besides, it's not like one vote ever made a difference.
Turanga Leela : That's not true. The first robot president won by exactly one vote.
Bender : Ah, yes. John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters by pledging not to go on a killing spree.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.
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Scoop Chang : Scoop Chang, Beijing Bugle. Sir, the Constitution clearly states that nobody can be elected president more than twice.
Richard Nixon's Head : That's right, no *body*.
[Reveals that he has on Bender's body]
Richard Nixon's Head : But as you can plainly see, I've got a shiny new body.
[Starts dancing]
Turanga Leela : Bender, he has your body!
Bender : That dirty, double-crossing bastard! How dare he run off with Richard Nixon?
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[Fry and Leela are watching a debate. The candidates are clones, they use the same tone of voice and body movements for each other's short speech]
Jack Johnson : It's time for someone who has the courage to stand up and say,
[slams his fist on the podium]
Jack Johnson : I'm against those things that everybody hates!
John Jackson : Now, I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man. But quite frankly...
[slams his fist on the podium]
John Jackson : I agree with everything he just said.
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Turanga Leela : There's a political debate on. Change the channel.
Bender : That's what Fry said when we turned on the debate.
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George Washington's Head : So telleth me, Bender. What hath happened to your body?
Bender : I hocked it.
George Washington's Head : Hocked it? Why wouldst thou do that?
Bender : Same reason you hocked your teeth.
George Washington's Head : Ah, booze money.