- Danny Tanner: Steph, don't you want to go to school and be smart?
- Stephanie Tanner: I'll stay home and watch public television.
- D.J. Tanner: [to Stephanie] Would you stop worrying? Kindergarten is so easy. The only thing you have to learn is the Pledge of Allegiance.
- Stephanie Tanner: The what?
- D.J. Tanner, Kimmy Gibbler: [in a fast tone] I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
- Stephanie Tanner: I'm dead meat.
- D.J. Tanner: [when Jesse and Joey bring in a messy Michelle] What happened to Michelle?
- Jesse Cochran: Well, your sister Michelle tried to eat her dinner by pushing it through her face.
- Joey Gladstone: We better give her a bath.
- Jesse Cochran: Good idea. Do we know how to do that?
- Joey Gladstone: Well, sure. It's just like giving a puppy a bath only there's a lot less tail to clean.
- Stephanie Tanner: [when Danny comes into the girls' room] Hi, Daddy!
- D.J. Tanner: Hi, Dad.
- Danny Tanner: Why is everyone awake?
- D.J. Tanner: I'll show you.
- [gets out of bed and pulls Stephanie's covers off to reveal Stephanie wearing a pink party dress and holding a lunchbox]
- Stephanie Tanner: I'm ready for school!
- Danny Tanner: Honey, you're ready for the prom.
- Stephanie Tanner: [to DJ] You said this would be good.
- D.J. Tanner: Hey, if you can't have fun with your little sister, then what's the point of having one?
- Stephanie Tanner: I pledge allegiance to the flag of some states of America.
- D.J. Tanner: I'm going to tuck you in... very tight.
- Stephanie Tanner: [as DJ picks up Stephanie and tucks her in bed] And to the public which understands... with God... and liberty. I'm dead meat.
- Danny Tanner: Stephanie, what do you mean you're not going to school?
- Stephanie Tanner: Eh, I don't feel good. Maybe I'll go next year.
- Jesse Cochran: You don't look sick.
- Stephanie Tanner: [makes a sick face] Is that better?
- Joey Gladstone: Hey Danny, don't look now but it looks like D.J.'s going over the wall.
- Danny Tanner: [looks out the window and sees D.J. climbing the school fence] Oh great, another breakout.
- Stephanie Tanner: [passing by Joey, Jesse and Danny] Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.
- Jesse Cochran: [the teacher looks at them confused] What? Elizabeth Taylor's daughter had 7 fathers.
- D.J. Tanner: [to Danny] Dad, you don't understand. Kimmy and I have always been in the same class. Now I'm stuck in a room full of eggheads. They're worse than eggheads, they're omelette-heads.
- Danny Tanner: [when DJ tries to cut school] Why are you dropping out of school?
- D.J. Tanner: Because they put me in the smart class.
- Danny Tanner: The advanced class? DJ, that's wonderful.
- D.J. Tanner: Dad, it's Geekville, USA. It's the first day of school and they all brought homework, and get this, I'm the only blonde. And worst of all, they split me and Kimmy up.
- D.J. Tanner: [to Stephanie] We were in the same class, but I didn't talk to Kimmy for six months.
- Stephanie Tanner: Is that because she's an airhead?
- D.J. Tanner: She's not an airhead. She just hates thinking.