Full House (TV Series)
The First Day of School (1987)
John Stamos: Jesse Cochran
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Quotes
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Jesse Cochran : This is the most terrifying shower scene since Psycho!
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D.J. Tanner : [when Jesse and Joey bring in a messy Michelle] What happened to Michelle?
Jesse Cochran : Well, your sister Michelle tried to eat her dinner by pushing it through her face.
Joey Gladstone : We better give her a bath.
Jesse Cochran : Good idea. Do we know how to do that?
Joey Gladstone : Well, sure. It's just like giving a puppy a bath only there's a lot less tail to clean.
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Danny Tanner : Stephanie, what do you mean you're not going to school?
Stephanie Tanner : Eh, I don't feel good. Maybe I'll go next year.
Jesse Cochran : You don't look sick.
Stephanie Tanner : [makes a sick face] Is that better?
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Stephanie Tanner : [passing by Joey, Jesse and Danny] Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.
Jesse Cochran : [the teacher looks at them confused] What? Elizabeth Taylor's daughter had 7 fathers.