Full House (TV Series)

Our Very First Night (1987)

Jodie Sweetin: Stephanie Tanner

Quotes 

• D.J. Tanner : Two bowls of ice cream sure gives you a lot of pep, huh?

  Stephanie Tanner : Does pep mean you can't blink?

  D.J. Tanner : That's pep.

• D.J. Tanner , Stephanie Tanner : [sneak past Jesse on their way to the kitchen]  Both girls say: Hi, Uncle Jesse!

  Jesse Cochran : [Hanging up his coat]  Hi, girls.

  [Notices they are out of bed] 

  Jesse Cochran : Girls, whoa, whoa, whoa! Girls, girls! Aren't you supposed to be in bed dreaming about Tweety Bird, Big Bird, Larry Bird or something?

  D.J. Tanner : If dad knew we were hungry, he'd make sure we'd have a late night snack.

  Stephanie Tanner : We're going to have ice cream and cookies.

  [starts towards the fridge] 

  Jesse Cochran : Freeze, munchkin!

  [She does as she is told] 

  Jesse Cochran : I'm pretty hip here. You guys think that I'm an idiot or something?

  [Both girls look at each other, then look at him again] 

  Jesse Cochran : Because I know what's going on here. Your dad's gone for the night and it's "let's take advantage of the babysitter" time. Well, I got some news for you girls. Your uncle Jesse's a little too sharp to be taken on that kind of ride. You can have ice cream and chocolate milk. No cookies!

  Stephanie Tanner : Yay!

  [D.J. puts a hand over Stephanie's mouth to quiet her] 

  D.J. Tanner : [acts put out]  Okay.

• Danny Tanner : [goes into the girls' bedroom and turns the light on]  Girls, are you awake?

  D.J. Tanner : [yawning exaggeratedly]  We're up.

  Stephanie Tanner : [squinting hard]  Is it morning?

  Danny Tanner : D.J., Stephanie, please come over here, right now.

  [they join Danny at their table] 

  Danny Tanner : Girls, we have a little problem with uncle Jesse.

  D.J. Tanner : Oh, no, we didn't have any problem with uncle Jesse.

  Danny Tanner : I'm sorry, he was just SO irresponsible.

  [notices bowls with empty ice cream and chocolate milk cartons under their table and takes them out] 

  Danny Tanner : What's this? Uh-oh. Empty bowls and empty cartons. Ah, I see what happened. Uncle Jesse forced ice cream sundaes and chocolate milk down your throats and then he hid the evidence under your table. Ah, the sick fiend. He probably ignored you when you told him no sweets after bedtime, huh?

  D.J. Tanner : [looking guilty]  Probably.

  Danny Tanner : No probably about it. Because, otherwise, you'd be lying

  [turns to Stephanie] 

  Danny Tanner : and you better than THAT, don't you?

  Stephanie Tanner : [looking guilty]  Probably.

  Danny Tanner : Well, that does it. I guess asking uncle Jesse to move in here was just a big mistake and, in fact, this may be a matter for the police.

  [the girls both look at each other fearfully] 

  Danny Tanner : Now, sweet dreams, my perfect little angels.

  D.J. Tanner , Stephanie Tanner : Dad!

  Stephanie Tanner : We were bad.

  D.J. Tanner : We did everything, we even ordered the pizza. We should go apologize to Uncle Jesse.

  Danny Tanner : You're right. You go, first.