Full House (TV Series)

Nerd for a Day (1989)

Malachi Pearson: Brian Kagan

Quotes 

• Stephanie Tanner : [the kids taunt her about being Walter's girlfriend]  STOP IT! He's NOT my boyfriend!

  [quieter] 

  Stephanie Tanner : But he is my friend.

  Walter : Really, Stephanie? I'm your secret friend?

  Stephanie Tanner : No Walter, you're my everyone-can-know friend.

  [turns to the others] 

  Stephanie Tanner : And if you were my friends, you wouldn't make fun of him either!

  Brian Kagan : Why not? It's fun.

  Stephanie Tanner : Oh yeah? Was it fun when you got hurt and everybody called you Crying Brian?

  [Harry laughs] 

  Stephanie Tanner : I wouldn't laugh, Harry, remember when you got that haircut and everybody called you Salad Bowl Head?

  [Laurie laughs] 

  Stephanie Tanner : What's so funny, Miss Milks-Through-Her-Nose-on-Parents Day-*twice*?

  Laurie : Hey!

  Stephanie Tanner : See? It's not funny being called names.