Full House (TV Series)

Middle Age Crazy (1989)

John Stamos: Jesse Katsopolis

Quotes 

• Steph : [to DJ]  You're always gonna be the oldest and Michelle's always gonna be the baby and I'm always gonna be stuck in the middle.

  Jesse : [Stephanie tries to leave]  Hold it Goldilocks.

  Steph : [Jesse and Joey carry her between them]  See what I mean? I'm stuck in the middle again!

• Jesse : Your teacher only gave you one day for this... uh... homemade thingy?

  D.J. Tanner : Well... She may have given us a little more than a day.

  Joey Gladstone : How little more?

  D.J. Tanner : Maybe a day, or two, or twenty...

  Jesse : Twenty? You had twenty days to do this, and you waited until the last minute, young lady?

  D.J. Tanner : Technically, the last minute isn't until 8:59 tomorrow morning.

  Jesse : You ought to start thinking about law school.