Full House (TV Series)

Mad Money (1988)

Bob Saget: Danny Tanner

Quotes 

• Joey : Will you stop bothering me? I'm trying to make a sandwich.

  Danny Tanner : Joey, let me show you how a mature, responsible adult constructs a sandwich.

  Joey : Be my guest, Mr. Adult.

  Danny Tanner : First, we start with a clean knife. And on the left slice, mayonnaise. Yum! And on the right slice, mustard.

  Joey : Bet you're going to get another knife.

  Danny Tanner : Have to. And we paint it on. Mmm. And now for the ham and cheese. And we alternate, ham, cheese, ham, cheese, so in every bite, we get an equal amount of ham and cheese.