Full House (TV Series)

Joey's Place (1987)

John Stamos: Jesse Cochran

Quotes 

• Danny Tanner : Hi, Honey, I'm home! I'm sorry I'm late. At the last minute, I had to head out to Oakland to cover a Warrior's Practice Session! Traffic was miserable. The camera...

  Jesse Cochran : [bitterly]  Give me a break.

  Danny Tanner : Huh?

  Jesse Cochran : Don't 'huh' me! You waltz in here twenty-five minutes late and expect sympathy? Huh!

  Danny Tanner : Well, I didn't know...

  Jesse Cochran : I cleaned the house and washed and ironed your clothes and ran a daycare center for socially deviant munchkins, and watched Opera! I ran this one to a ballet session. This one to the dentist.

  [forces D.J.'s mouth open] 

  Jesse Cochran : No cavities, thank you very much. Do you realize that I have slaved over a hot stove so you can have a hot meal when you come home? Huh? Mm hm?

  Danny Tanner : Jesse, I'm sorry!

  Jesse Cochran : Sorry... sorry! Sorry doesn't change the fact that my chicken tetrazzini is ruined! Ruined! It's all dried out. But do you have the common courtesy to call me and tell me you're gonna be twenty-five minutes late? NO! Well, I am not an animal! Oh, my, what's happening to me? I'm turning into June Cleaver!

• Danny Tanner : Jesse, have you done anymore thinking on Joey's alcove problem?

  Jesse Cochran : I stayed up all night thinking about it.

  Danny Tanner : I thought you had a date.

  Jesse Cochran : Alright, I stayed up all night.