- Jill: Jesse came in to pick up a take out order with Baby Michelle. There's something about a man with a baby that's so... sexy... and hard to resist.
- Robin Winslow: Oh, it's becoming easier.
- Danny Tanner: You use my baby to meet women?
- Joey Gladstone: Michelle, tomorrow you're coming with me to the market.
- Robin Winslow: I'll tell you exactly what your type is. You're the guitar-playing, leather-wearing, Elvis-loving, motorcycle-riding, girl-chasing, blow-drying baby toting tough guy type, how's that?
- Jesse Cochran: Lucky guess.
- Robin Winslow: The thing is, seeing you with Jill made me realize I've been out with you before.
- Jesse Cochran: Not in this life. Oh, I... in a past life, we doubled with Shirley MacLaine and King Tut, right?