Full House (TV Series)

Daddy's Home (1987)

Bob Saget: Danny Tanner

Quotes 

• D.J. Tanner : Oh Dad, after Stephanie's recital, we hit the big sale at the Fashion Mart. Everything is half off.

  Danny Tanner : Of course that doesn't save me any money 'cause you'll just buy twice as much stuff, right?

  D.J. Tanner : I like your attitude.

• Danny Tanner : Sorry I'm late. I was doing a feature on 'Great moments in bowling,' and I got hung up when I couldn't find a second moment.

• Danny Tanner : [Joey shows off his new look of black leather and studs]  Joey?

  Joey Gladstone : [chewing gum]  Shut up, punk.

  Danny Tanner : [smirks]  Joey, you know, you actually make Michael Jackson look tough.

• Stephanie Tanner : [wakes up and finds Danny videotaping her]  Daddy, why are we making foot movies?

  Danny Tanner : Because I love you and I love your little feet.

  D.J. Tanner : [yawns]  What's going on?

  Stephanie Tanner : Daddy loves me and he loves my little feet.

• Jesse Cochran : Michelle, you're going to be such a fox when you get older.

  Michelle Tanner : Dada.

  Danny Tanner : Jesse... my little girl just called you dada.

  Jesse Cochran : No, no, no, no. She didn't call me dada. She called me, uh, she called me dodo.

  [turns Michelle to Danny] 

  Jesse Cochran : Well, here. Here's your dad. There. Lay a dada on him, come on.

  Danny Tanner : Hi. Remember me? Remember? I'm your biological dada.

  Jesse Cochran : Come on, you little muppet. Now the guy's really asking for a dada. Can't you give him a dada? Come on, I'm your Uncle Jesse.

  Michelle Tanner : Dada.

  Jesse Cochran : I'm not your dad.

  Joey Gladstone : Here, give me the babe.

  [Joey takes Michelle] 

  Michelle Tanner : Dada.

  Danny Tanner : [takes Michelle]  Here. Hi, it's me, Dada. Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada.

  [Michelle says nothing] 

  Danny Tanner : My sweet little baby, my own flesh and blood, thinks that you two are her father! Oh, my God!

• Danny Tanner : [having to go to work and miss taking D.J. to a clothes sale]  I'm sorry, D.J.

  D.J. Tanner : [deflated]  It's okay, Dad, we can just go next time and pay full price for everything.

• Danny Tanner : I've taken the day off from work, I'm going to spend the whole day with you girls.

  D.J. Tanner : But Dad, Sunday's your busiest day.

  Danny Tanner : I got it worked out. I'm working New Year's Day, but I got it worked out.

• [the doorbell rings, Danny answers it, and finds a beautiful woman standing outside] 

  Adrianna : Ciao.

  Danny Tanner : Jesse, it's for you.

  Joey Gladstone : How do you know she's not here to see me?

  Adrianna : Jesse!

  Jesse Cochran : Adrianna, have mercy! How are you?

  [Adrianna and Jesse start kissing] 

  Danny Tanner : [to Joey]  If she's here to see you, she's very nice to your friends.

• Joey Gladstone : [about Jesse]  The guy is amazing. He takes off just like that, goes to Rome, no toothbrush, no clean underwear. What a life! Now, that is my fantasy.

  Danny Tanner : You fantasize about having bad breath and dirty underwear?

• Danny Tanner : How was Stephanie's recital?

  Jesse Cochran : She came out, she danced, she died.

  Danny Tanner : Oh, God, I wish I could have been there.

• Danny Tanner : My little baby doesn't have the foggiest idea who I am!

  Joey Gladstone : How many of us really know who we are?