Full House (TV Series)
Daddy's Home (1987)
Dave Coulier: Joey Gladstone
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Quotes
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Danny Tanner : [Joey shows off his new look of black leather and studs] Joey?
Joey Gladstone : [chewing gum] Shut up, punk.
Danny Tanner : [smirks] Joey, you know, you actually make Michael Jackson look tough.
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Jesse Cochran : Michelle, you're going to be such a fox when you get older.
Michelle Tanner : Dada.
Danny Tanner : Jesse... my little girl just called you dada.
Jesse Cochran : No, no, no, no. She didn't call me dada. She called me, uh, she called me dodo.
[turns Michelle to Danny]
Jesse Cochran : Well, here. Here's your dad. There. Lay a dada on him, come on.
Danny Tanner : Hi. Remember me? Remember? I'm your biological dada.
Jesse Cochran : Come on, you little muppet. Now the guy's really asking for a dada. Can't you give him a dada? Come on, I'm your Uncle Jesse.
Michelle Tanner : Dada.
Jesse Cochran : I'm not your dad.
Joey Gladstone : Here, give me the babe.
[Joey takes Michelle]
Michelle Tanner : Dada.
Danny Tanner : [takes Michelle] Here. Hi, it's me, Dada. Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada.
[Michelle says nothing]
Danny Tanner : My sweet little baby, my own flesh and blood, thinks that you two are her father! Oh, my God!
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[the doorbell rings, Danny answers it, and finds a beautiful woman standing outside]
Adrianna : Ciao.
Danny Tanner : Jesse, it's for you.
Joey Gladstone : How do you know she's not here to see me?
Adrianna : Jesse!
Jesse Cochran : Adrianna, have mercy! How are you?
[Adrianna and Jesse start kissing]
Danny Tanner : [to Joey] If she's here to see you, she's very nice to your friends.
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Joey Gladstone : [about Jesse] The guy is amazing. He takes off just like that, goes to Rome, no toothbrush, no clean underwear. What a life! Now, that is my fantasy.
Danny Tanner : You fantasize about having bad breath and dirty underwear?
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Danny Tanner : My little baby doesn't have the foggiest idea who I am!
Joey Gladstone : How many of us really know who we are?
