- D.J. Tanner: I'll tell you what, if you can keep this secret for two weeks, I'll let you own part of the horse.
- Stephanie Tanner: Which part do I get?
- D.J. Tanner: Uh, the tail.
- Stephanie Tanner: My very own tail?
- Jesse Katsopolis: [discovering Rocket in the living room] How did you... Wh-where did you... How - Help me out here.
- D.J. Tanner: I can explain.
- Jesse Katsopolis: No, no, wait. Don't tell me. You were walking by the supermarket. Some kid had a litter of these in a cardboard box.
- [noticing Rocket in the house]
- Danny Tanner: There's a horse in my living room.
- Stephanie Tanner: [to D.J] He didn't hear it from me.
- Danny Tanner: [to Rocket] What are you doing here?
- Stephanie Tanner: [talking like a horse] Heh-low, Dad-day.
- Joey: Good impression, Steph. A little more Johnny Cash, though.
- Jeb: [looking at the cover of a George Michael CD] Either that boy's wearing an earring... or that gal's got some serious stubble.
- D.J. Tanner: Dad, I can't tell a lie. This is my horse. I've had him for two weeks.
- Danny Tanner: You can't tell a lie? There's a horse in my living room. There has to be a lie involved here somewhere.
- D.J. Tanner: I can explain everything.
- Danny Tanner: How in the world did you get it here? What were you thinking about? Has it been here for two weeks? Welcome to "Father Knows Nothing".