Full House (TV Series)

D.J.'s Very First Horse (1988)

Dave Coulier: Joey Gladstone

Quotes 

• [D.J. has brought her horse inside the house] 

  Joey : This is great. Danny's going to walk in here, see this horse and blame me for the whole thing and do you know why?

  [laughs] 

  Joey : Because this is *very* funny.

• [noticing Rocket in the house] 

  Danny Tanner : There's a horse in my living room.

  Stephanie Tanner : [to D.J]  He didn't hear it from me.

  Danny Tanner : [to Rocket]  What are you doing here?

  Stephanie Tanner : [talking like a horse]  Heh-low, Dad-day.

  Joey : Good impression, Steph. A little more Johnny Cash, though.