Full House (TV Series)

D.J.'s Very First Horse (1988)

Candace Cameron Bure: D.J. Tanner

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Quotes 

• D.J. Tanner : I'll tell you what, if you can keep this secret for two weeks, I'll let you own part of the horse.

  Stephanie Tanner : Which part do I get?

  D.J. Tanner : Uh, the tail.

  Stephanie Tanner : My very own tail?

• Jesse Katsopolis : [discovering Rocket in the living room]  How did you... Wh-where did you... How - Help me out here.

  D.J. Tanner : I can explain.

  Jesse Katsopolis : No, no, wait. Don't tell me. You were walking by the supermarket. Some kid had a litter of these in a cardboard box.

• D.J. Tanner : Dad, I can't tell a lie. This is my horse. I've had him for two weeks.

  Danny Tanner : You can't tell a lie? There's a horse in my living room. There has to be a lie involved here somewhere.

  D.J. Tanner : I can explain everything.

  Danny Tanner : How in the world did you get it here? What were you thinking about? Has it been here for two weeks? Welcome to "Father Knows Nothing".