Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Worst Best Man Ever (1998)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

Quotes 

• Joey : [Ross, Chandler and Joey are discussing the best man for Ross and Emily's wedding]  Wait, Wait! Why does Chandler get to be best man? He was yours last time!

  Ross : Well, I've known Chandler a long time.

  Joey : Wait a minute! C'mon Ross, I don't have any brothers; I'll never get to be a best man!

  Chandler : Joey, you can be best man at my wedding.

  Joey : [looks at Chandler and then back at Ross]  I'll never get to be a best man!

• Ross : Everything so far sounds great, Joey. Just remember, keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out, playing poker. No strippers or anything, okay?

  Joey : You got it!

  Ross : OK, see you later.

  Chandler : Have fun planning your "mellow" bachelor party!

  Joey : Well, there's gonna be strippers there. He didn't say anything about no strippers.

  Chandler : He just said, "No strippers."

  Joey : Oh. I chose not to hear that.