Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Videotape (2001)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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Quotes 

• Ross : I'm kind of going through a dry spell, sex wise.

  Joey : Oh... for, like, months?

  Ross : Five, to be... lying. Six.

  Joey : Six months? Oh, that's rough.

  Ross : No, I mean, it's not all bad. I'm learning to appreciate the small things in life, like the sound of a bird, and the color of the sky...

  Joey : Sky's blue, Ross! And I had sex yesterday.

• [debating whether to see Ross and Rachel's videotape] 

  Ross : You want to see it?

  Rachel : Clearly, you don't want people to see it. Now I don't want people to see it either, but you so badly don't want people to see it makes me want to see it, you see?

  Joey : Are we watching the tape or not?

• Ross : [Pleading]  Please help me I have a date tonight, it has to go well I'm scared for my health.

  Joey : [Thinking quickly]  Okay, I got something, it's a story I came up with. It's very romantic. I swear any woman that hears it, they become "putty".

  Ross : Really? Well, tell it to me.

  Joey : [Genuinely warning him]  Now you're going to want to have sex with me, but remember it's just "a story".

  Ross : [Sarcastically]  I'll try to control myself.

  Joey : Okay, years ago when I was backpacking through Western Europe...

  Ross : [Doubtfully]  You were backpacking through Western Europe?

  Joey : [Feeling belittled and gets up to leave]  Have a nice six more months.

• Ross : Okay, listen, I am not a pervert.

  Phoebe Buffay : That's, like, the pervert motto. Yeah, they have you raise your right hand, put your left hand down your pants and repeat that.

• Ross : Rachel won't talk to me. She won't even open the door.

  Phoebe Buffay : I wonder why, pervert.

  Ross : Ok listen. I am not a pervert.

  Phoebe Buffay : That's like the pervert motto.