Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Two Parties (1996)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Sandra Greene : You thought I was Rachel?
Chandler Bing : Yes we did because you look so young.
Phoebe Buffay : And because you're both, you know, white women.
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Monica Geller : [Joey is staring at Monica's breasts] Joey, they're not real!
[Joey pays attention]
Monica Geller : I start miles beneath the surface of these things, ok? They're fake. See?
[Monica squeezes one of her breasts]
Monica Geller : Honk, honk!
Chandler Bing : [pause] Wow, it's like porno for clowns!
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Phoebe Buffay : I have the birthday candles. Where's the birthday cake?
Monica Geller : We're not having cake. We're having flan.
Chandler Bing : Excuse me?
Monica Geller : It's a festive custard Mexican dessert.
Joey Tribbiani : Great idea. "Happy birthday, Rachel! Here's some goo!"
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Dr. Ross Geller : How was your sister's graduation?
Rachel Green : It was the graduation ceremony from Hell.
Chandler Bing : You know, my cousin attended Hell on a football scholarship.