Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Stripper (2001)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• Dr. Leonard Green : So what's new with you?

  Rachel : [hesitating]  Uhh, well... I got TiVo!

  Dr. Leonard Green : [confused]  What's TiVo?

  Phoebe : It's slang for pregnant!

• Dr. Leonard Green : [after learning from Phoebe that Rachel is pregnant]  Are you really pregnant?

  Rachel : Well, yes and no; except not no. Well, to sum it up: Yeah.

  Dr. Leonard Green : Who's the father?

  Dr. Leonard Green : [points to Phoebe]  Please, tell me it's not her!

  Rachel : No, no, Daddy; it's Ross - Ross Geller. You like Ross! C'mon, Daddy - you're going to be a grandfather. You're going to be a 'Poppy'!

  Dr. Leonard Green : [sniffling]  You're right. I'm going to be a 'Poppy'. OK, when's the wedding?

  Rachel : [intentionally avoiding the question]  The who?

  Rachel : [gradually becoming enraged]  The wedding! There's going to be a wedding. Young lady, don't you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! Rachel Karen Green, tell me there's going to be a wedding!

  Rachel : [nervously, lying]  Uh, February 2!