Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Stoned Guy (1995)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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Quotes 

• [Celia and Ross are cuddling on the couch] 

  Celia : Talk dirty...

  Ross : Um... uh, OK, uh... er... vulva.

• Joey : You like this woman, right?

  Ross : Yeah.

  Joey : You wanna see her again, right?

  Ross : Sure.

  Joey : Well, if you can't talk dirty to me, how you gonna talk dirty to her? Now, tell me you wanna caress my butt!

• Ross : Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?

  Joey : Uh, how about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.

  Ross : Okay. Hey, does anybody know a good place if you're not dating a puma?

• Rachel : So what are you guys gonna do?

  Ross : Oh, I just thought we'd go out to dinner, and then maybe bring her back to my place and I'd introduce her to my monkey.

  Chandler Bing : And he's not speaking metaphorically.

• [first lines] 

  Rachel : [waitressing]  Coffee.

  Joey : Thank you.

  Rachel : Cappuccino.

  Ross : Graci.

  Rachel : And a nice hot cider for Monica.

  Monica : Ah, thank you. Rach!

  Rachel : Yeah?

  Monica : Why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser?

  Rachel : Oh!

  [realizes she has the cinnamon stick stuck behind her ear where her pencil should be] 

  Rachel : Oh, that's why!

  [hands it over] 

  Rachel : Sorry!

  [Monica looks taken aback]