Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Stain (2001)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

Quotes 

• Chandler Bing : I know you don't like to relinquish control.

  Monica Geller-Bing : Relinquish is just a fancy word for lose.

• Monica Geller-Bing : She stole my jeans!.. I have been looking for them all week and she is wearing them.

  Chandler Bing : So she stole your pants, and then she came back and wore them in front of you?

  Monica Geller-Bing : Don't you see? It's the perfect crime!

  Chandler Bing : She must have been planning this for years.

  Monica Geller-Bing : I will prove it to you. About a week ago, I was wearing those jeans. I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an ink stain on the crotch. When she comes back, I will find it and show you that stain!

  Chandler Bing : Honey, is it possible the company that sold the jeans made more than just the one pair?

  Monica Geller-Bing : I guess.

  Chandler Bing : So shouldn't we give her the benefit of the doubt before we go snooping around her crotch?