Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Sonogram at the End (1994)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

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Quotes 

• Judy Geller : [re runaway bride Rachel]  Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar.

  Monica Geller : What's that supposed to mean?

  Judy Geller : Nothing. It's an expression.

  Monica Geller : No, it's not.

  Jack Geller : Don't listen to your mother. You're independent and you always have been. Even when you were a kid, and you were chubby and you had no friends, you were just fine! And you'd read alone in your room, and your puzzles...

  [later] 

  Jack Geller : There are people, like Ross, who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum and his papers getting published. Other people are satisfied with staying where they are. I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer. They're happy with what they have, they're basically content, like... cows.

• Judy Geller : [tasting Monica's cooking]  Oh! What's that curry taste?

  Monica Geller : Curry.

  Judy Geller : Mm!

• [first lines] 

  Monica Geller : What you guys don't understand is that, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.

  Joey Tribbiani : [with derision]  Yeah, right...! Seriously?

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh, yeah!

  Rachel Green : Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.

  Monica Geller : Absolutely.

  Chandler Bing : Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like the comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.

  Ross : Yeah, and - and it's *not* like we don't *like* the comedian, it's just that - that... that's not why we bought the ticket.

  Chandler Bing : You see, the problem is though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again. And we're all fighting traffic, basically just trying to stay awake.

  Rachel Green : Yeah, well, word of advice. Bring back the comedian, otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home listening to that album *alone.*