- Joey Tribbiani: Look, I don't usually ask out women that I meet in coffeehouses.
- Gunther: [eavesdropping] Ha!
- Joey Tribbiani: [turns around, sarcastically] Gesundheit.
- Hayley: I would love to go out with you.
- Joey Tribbiani: Really? Great... did I actually ask you?
- Hayley: No, that's just where you were going. I just figured that I'd help you out; you don't seem like the kind of guy that does this a lot.
- Gunther: Ha!
- Joey Tribbiani: [turns around again] Seriously, Gunther - you should see someone about that cold; if it gets much worse you could *die*!
- Joey Tribbiani: Listen to this: I went out with this girl last night. Halfway through our date, I realized I already slept with her.
- Rachel Green: So basically, you've slept with all the women in New York, and now you're just going around again.
- [Monica thinks that Chandler has a shark fetish]
- Monica: Do you want me to get inside the bathtub and thrash around?
- Joey Tribbiani: [Joey eyes a hot blonde in the coffee shop] See, ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken. Did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?
- Phoebe: You know, maybe this is a wake-up call. You know, about - about your whole dating attitude. You're in your thirties, and you have never been in a long-term relationship. You know, you go from woman to woman, meaningless experience to meaningless experience, never even worrying that it doesn't turn into something more serious.
- Joey Tribbiani: You're right. I love my life!