- [At an advance taping of "Dick Clark's Rocking New Year's Eve"]
- Stage Manager: All right. All of you guys just dance and don't look at the cameras. Any questions?
- Ross: Yeah. When is this going to air.
- [Nobody laughs except for Ross and Monica]
- Stage Manager: Yeah. Let's start.
- Joey: Hey, Ross. When IS this going to air?
- [Rachel, Phoebe and Chandler are looking for Monica's Christmas presents]
- Phoebe: [finds a bag under the couch]
- Phoebe: Oh! We have a large one!
- Rachel: It's a Macy's bag!
- Phoebe: [turns it over and an old shoe falls out]
- Phoebe: Ooh! Who's it for?
- Rachel: [reads note attached to shoe] "Dear losers, do you really think I would hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew they'd break you."
- Phoebe: Uh oh. I think she may be on to us.
- [in mens' room]
- Joey: Hey, Tall Guy. How's it going?
- Tall Guy: Good.
- Joey: You know that girl who's your dancing partner?
- Tall Guy: Yeah, tell me about it. I was almost about to bring my wife.
- Joey: Yeah, well, I kinda came with her. And, I hoping...
- Tall Guy: No.
- Joey: Come on, man. I've been trying to ask her out for a month, now. I had this plan where I kiss her on the New Year's countdown.
- Tall Guy: I can see where you're coming from. But... no. Sorry she's fair game.
- Joey: ...All right, that's fair.
- [throws water at Tall guy's crotch]
- Tall Guy: Hey. What're you, in second grade?
- Joey: Hey. You're the one wetting your pants.