Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Mugging (2003)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

Quotes 

• Chandler : And here, look, they've got these wheels that pop out the bottom so you can roll around. Apparently, walking is too much exercise. Kids, kids! Roll your way to childhood obesity!

  Monica : Wow. Kids today have such an easier time getting fat.

• Chandler : [Sarcastic Advertising Scheme for Roller-shoes]  They're so uncomfortable, its like getting kicked in the nuts, for your feet.

• Chandler : [walking in the door]  Honey, I'm old.

  Monica : I didn't know you were coming home from lunch. Can I get you anything?

  Chandler : Sure, a tube of polident. Some Depends. Birthday wishes from Willard Scott.