Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Memorial Service (2003)

Jonathan Slavin: Manny

Quotes 

• Manny : [Mannie interrupts Mike and Phoebe kissing]  I knew you'd be here.

  Mike Hannigan : Oh crap.

  Phoebe Buffay : Who's this?

  Mike Hannigan : It's my friend, Mannie. I asked him to keep me away from you.

  Monica Geller-Bing : Hey, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe.

  Manny : Well you're not doing a very good job.

  Monica Geller-Bing : Excuse me?

  Manny : What's with the kissing?

  Monica Geller-Bing : Hey, at least I knew where my guy was.

  Manny : Yeah. Thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing.

  Monica Geller-Bing : You didn't hear the speech.

  Manny : I've heard the speech. If he knew it was going to be the last time he saw her...

  Monica Geller-Bing : Hey, it was very moving. You're just heartless.

  Manny : You're weak.

  Monica Geller-Bing : You're... weird.

  Manny : Your pants are undone.

  Monica Geller-Bing : Oh!

  Manny : Where'd they go?

  [Phoebe and Mike slipped away while they were busy arguing] 

  Monica Geller-Bing : Dammit!

  Manny : Well we blew it.