Friends (TV Series)
The One with the List (1995)
David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller
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Quotes
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Ross : [Rachel confronts Ross about the list] Okay, but look at the other side. Look at what it says about Julie.
Rachel Green : [Reads] "She's not Rachem"?
Ross : No!
Rachel Green : What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some paleontology term that I wouldn't know about because I'm just a waitress?
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Rachel : Ross! Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see!
Ross : He won't he won't. Because, isn't that, the short story, you were writing?
Chandler : Yes, yes it is, the short story... that I was writing.
Rachel : Well, let me read it!
Rachel : Come ON!
Joey : Hey, uh, why don't you read it... to her?
Chandler : All right! Uh... It was summer... and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely grey couch. "Oh look!" cried Ned. And then, the kingdom was his forever THE END.
Ross : That's it that's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world!
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Ross : That was funny. Painfully funny. No, wait. Just painful.