Friends (TV Series)

The One with the List (1995)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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• Ross : I don't know what I'm gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.

  Chandler : Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT."

• Chandler : [after doing a list of Rachel's pros and cons]  All right, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?

  Ross : She's not Rachel.

• Chandler : Alright! Check out this bad boy: 12 megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive, built-in spreadhseet capabilities and a modem that transmits it over 28,000 bps.

  Phoebe : Wow, what are you gunna use it for?

  Chandler : Games and stuff.

• Chandler : Let's get some perspective, here! These things, they happen for a reason!

  Monica Geller : Yeah: YOU!

• Rachel : Ross! Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see!

  Ross : He won't he won't. Because, isn't that, the short story, you were writing?

  Chandler : Yes, yes it is, the short story... that I was writing.

  Rachel : Well, let me read it!

  Ross , Chandler , Joey : NO.

  Rachel : Come ON!

  Joey : Hey, uh, why don't you read it... to her?

  Chandler : All right! Uh... It was summer... and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely grey couch. "Oh look!" cried Ned. And then, the kingdom was his forever THE END.

  Ross : That's it that's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world!

• Chandler : You know for a hotline, you're not very hot!

• Chandler : [trying to make up a story, so he wouldn't have to read the list he, Ross and Joey made]  It was summer. And it was hot. Rachel was tehre. A lonely gray couch! "Oh, look!", cried Ned. And then the kingdom was his forever. The end!