Friends (TV Series)

The One with the List (1995)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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• Ross : And, uh, then I kissed her.

  Joey : Tongue?

  Ross : Yeah.

  Joey : Cool.

• Joey : I have two words for you: threesome.

• Joey : So how did it go with Julie? Did you break her heart?

  Ross : Yes. It was horrible, she cried, I cried, she threw things, they hit me.

• Rachel : Ross! Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see!

  Ross : He won't he won't. Because, isn't that, the short story, you were writing?

  Chandler : Yes, yes it is, the short story... that I was writing.

  Rachel : Well, let me read it!

  Ross , Chandler , Joey : NO.

  Rachel : Come ON!

  Joey : Hey, uh, why don't you read it... to her?

  Chandler : All right! Uh... It was summer... and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely grey couch. "Oh look!" cried Ned. And then, the kingdom was his forever THE END.

  Ross : That's it that's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world!