Friends (TV Series)

The One with the List (1995)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

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Quotes 

• Chandler : Alright! Check out this bad boy: 12 megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive, built-in spreadhseet capabilities and a modem that transmits it over 28,000 bps.

  Phoebe : Wow, what are you gunna use it for?

  Chandler : Games and stuff.

• [Phoebe has a taste of "Mockolate"] 

  Phoebe : Oh, sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like!

• Rachel : Ross kissed me.

  Phoebe : No!

  Monica Geller : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

  Rachel : It was unbelievable!

  Monica Geller : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

  Phoebe : Okay, we want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does it end well or do we need to get tissues?

  Rachel : Oh, it ended very well.

  Monica Geller : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

  Phoebe : Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like... was it like, a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?

  Rachel : Well, at first it was really intense, you know, and then... oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it.

  Phoebe : Ohh, so, ok, was he like holding you or were his hands on your back?

  Rachel : No, actually first they were, they started out on my waist... and then they slid up, and then they were in my hair.

  Phoebe , Monica Geller : Ohh...

• Phoebe : So, um, this is a song about a love triangle between three people that I made up. Um, it's called... um, "Two of Them Kissed Last Night"

  [singing] 

  Phoebe : There was a girl, we'll call her Betty / And a guy, let's call him Neil / Now I can't stress this point too strongly... This story isn't real. / Now our Neil must decide / Who will be the girl that he casts aside? / Will Betty be the one who he loves truly? / Or will it be the one who we'll call... Loolie? / He must decide, he must decide, even though I made him up, he must decide!