Friends (TV Series)

The One with the List (1995)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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• Ross : [Rachel confronts Ross about the list]  Okay, but look at the other side. Look at what it says about Julie.

  Rachel Green : [Reads]  "She's not Rachem"?

  Ross : No!

  Rachel Green : What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some paleontology term that I wouldn't know about because I'm just a waitress?

• Rachel : Ross! Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see!

  Ross : He won't he won't. Because, isn't that, the short story, you were writing?

  Chandler : Yes, yes it is, the short story... that I was writing.

  Rachel : Well, let me read it!

  Ross , Chandler , Joey : NO.

  Rachel : Come ON!

  Joey : Hey, uh, why don't you read it... to her?

  Chandler : All right! Uh... It was summer... and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely grey couch. "Oh look!" cried Ned. And then, the kingdom was his forever THE END.

  Ross : That's it that's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world!

• Rachel : Ross kissed me.

  Phoebe : No!

  Monica Geller : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

  Rachel : It was unbelievable!

  Monica Geller : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

  Phoebe : Okay, we want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does it end well or do we need to get tissues?

  Rachel : Oh, it ended very well.

  Monica Geller : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

  Phoebe : Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like... was it like, a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?

  Rachel : Well, at first it was really intense, you know, and then... oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it.

  Phoebe : Ohh, so, ok, was he like holding you or were his hands on your back?

  Rachel : No, actually first they were, they started out on my waist... and then they slid up, and then they were in my hair.

  Phoebe , Monica Geller : Ohh...