Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Kips (1998)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

Quotes 

• Monica : These clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I'm not going to let them. Now we're not a couple of suckers.

  Chandler : I hear ya, Muggsie!

• Chandler : So, I guess this is it.

  Monica : What's it?

  Chandler : Well, it's over. The thing we had.

  Monica : Why?

  Chandler : Because, we had a fight. I mean...

  Monica : Chandler, you don't just give up after you have a fight. I mean, if you do that you'd never have a relationship lasting longer than... Ohhhhh.

• Monica : We're supposed to be having a romantic weekend together. What's wrong with you?

  Chandler : I just wanted to watch a little TV. OK relax, mom.

  Monica : What did you just say?

  Chandler : I said relax, Monnn.

• [after a fight caused by Chandler watching a car chase on TV] 

  Monica : Well why don't you blame the idiot who tried to drive from Albany to Canada on half a tank of gas?

  Chandler : *Do not* speak ill of the dead.

• Monica : [Monica and Chandler have just dodged another near-miss with Joey]  I'm *really* getting tired of sneaking around all the time!

  Chandler : I know, me too. Hey, you know what: what if we went away for the whole weekend? You know, we'd have no interruptions, and... we could be naked the entire time!

  Monica : [grinning like she hasn't since she first saw Chandler's "tat"]  All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked!