Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Jellyfish (1997)
Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay, Ursula Buffay
Quotes
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Joey : Monica got stung by a jellyfish.
Monica : Alright, alright. I got stung. I got stung bad. I couldn't stand. I couldn't walk.
Chandler : We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.
Monica : I was in too much pain.
Joey : And I was tired from digging a huge hole!
Chandler : And then Joey remembered something...
Joey : I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel.
Ross : Wait a minute, I saw that, on the Discovery Channel. About jellyfish, and how if you... Eww! You peed on yourself?
Monica : You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't bend that way. So...
Joey : Yeah that's right. I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. And if I have to I'd pee on any one of you. Only, I couldn't... I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was just too much pressure. So, so I turned to Chandler.
Chandler : [moan] Joey kept screaming at me. Do it now, do it, do it, do it, do it now! Sometimes late at night I can still hear the screaming.
Joey : That's cause sometimes I scream it through my wall just to freak you out.
Rachel : Maybe there's someone you can talk to.
Monica : Yeah like who? There's no group for people like us.
