Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Ick Factor (1995)

Stan Kirsch: Ethan

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Quotes 

• Monica Geller : You did not!

  Ethan : I am telling you, up until I was like 9, I thought that gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happened.

  Monica Geller : How is that possible?

  Ethan : Well think about it, you always hear it on the news. "A man is being held up at gunpoint", "Tourists are being terrorized at gunpoint". And I just kept thinking 'why do people continue to go there?'

• Ethan : [to Monica]  I'm not really 17, I just told you that so you'd think I was cute and vulnerable. I'm actually 30, I have a wife and kids, I'm your Congressman.

• Monica Geller : What were you thinking?

  Ethan : I wasn't thinking! I was too busy falling...

  Monica Geller : [grabs his mouth]  Don't say it!

  Ethan : [mumbled]  ...in love with you!

• Monica Geller : I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the Bicentennial!

  Ethan : [in awe]  I just had sex.

• Ethan : There's something you should probably know.

  Monica Geller : Is this like 'I have an early class tomorrow morning' or like 'I'm secretly married to a goat'?

  Ethan : It's like a mixture of both.