Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey (1999)
Courteney Cox: Monica Geller
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Quotes
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Chandler : I was really confused and I talked to these guys
Monica : Who? Two divorces and Joey?
Dr. Ross Geller : Hey!
Joey Tribbiani : She's right you know
Dr. Ross Geller : Yeah, but still cheap shot!
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[first lines]
Dr. Ross Geller : Chandler! Chandler!
[Ross opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed]
Dr. Ross Geller : Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Chandler : [to Monica] Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then!
[Chandler kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window]
Monica : [to Chandler] What are you doing?
Chandler : Oh, I'm going on the lamb.
Monica : [stopping him] Come on Chandler, come on, I can handle Ross.
[They go to the door. Ross is trying to stick his hand through and undo the chain but Monica pushes his hand back]
Monica : [to Ross] Hold on!
[She opens the door]
Monica : Hey Ross. What's up bro?
[Upon entering, Ross makes a beeline for Chandler, who runs and hides behind Monica]
Dr. Ross Geller : What the hell are you doing?
[Rachel and Joey come over from his apartment]
Rachel Green : Hey, what's-what's going on?
Chandler : Well, I think, I *think* Ross knows about me and Monica.
Joey Tribbiani : [concerned] Dude! He's right there!
Dr. Ross Geller : [to Chandler] I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!
Chandler : Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her.
Monica : [taking Ross's hand] I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but it's true, I love him too.
[Long pause]
Dr. Ross Geller : [happily] My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this.
[He hugs them both]
Dr. Ross Geller : [to Joey and Rachel] You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!
Rachel Green : Awww, no, it's okay, we've actually known for a while.
[There's another pause as Ross gets angry again, much to the concern of Monica and Chandler]
Dr. Ross Geller : What? What? What? You guys knew?
[Joey and Rachel backup against the door frame]
Dr. Ross Geller : You *all* knew and you didn't tell me?
Rachel Green : Well, Ross, we were worried about you. Okay, we didn't know how you were going to react.
[pause]
Dr. Ross Geller : [happily again] You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react?
[He hugs Joey and Rachel]
Joey Tribbiani : Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business?
[Ross turns and glares at him]
Joey Tribbiani : Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here,
[pointing to Chandler]
Joey Tribbiani : He-he's the one doing your sister.