- Emily Geller: Ross, I'm having a great time. Your sister was just telling me that you used to dress up like little old ladies and host make-believe tea parties!
- Ross: Did she tell you how she was partially responsible for legislation regulating the strength of swing sets?
- Phoebe Buffay: Being pregnant is hard on your tummy.
- Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant-lady glow.
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh, that's sweat. You throw up all morning, you'll have that glow too.
- [first lines]
- Monica Geller: What is it, honey?
- Phoebe Buffay: Nothing. I can't find anything that I want to eat. Everything makes me nauseous! I'm telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake.