Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Chicken Pox (1996)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• Joey Tribbiani : What a phoney!

  Chandler Bing : Well I'm sure you'll teach her a lesson when she steps off the dock into Nothing!

• [first lines] 

  Rachel Green : Okay, Chandler, Mon, there's only one banana-nut muffin left.

  [Chandler grabs it] 

  Monica Geller : Oh! I ordered mine first!

  Chandler Bing : Yeah, but I'm... I'm so much faster.

  Monica Geller : Give it to me.

  Chandler Bing : No.

  Monica Geller : Give it to me!

  Chandler Bing : Okay, you can have it.

  [Chandler licks it] 

  Monica Geller : [grabs the coffee cup from the table and licks the rim]  There you go, enjoy your coffee.

  Chandler Bing : That was there when I got here.

• Dr. Ross Geller : [enters]  Hi.

  Joey Tribbiani : Oh no, what happened?

  Dr. Ross Geller : I just spoke to Carol. Ben's got the chicken pox.

  Joey Tribbiani , Rachel Green , Monica Geller , Chandler Bing , Phoebe Buffay : Oh no.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Yeah, so if you haven't already had it, chances are you're gonna get it.

  Rachel Green : Well, I've had it.

  Joey Tribbiani : Yeah, I've had it.

  Monica Geller : Had it.

  Chandler Bing : Had it.

  Phoebe Buffay : Well, I've never had it, I feel so left out.

  [Sees a red bump on her arm] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh look!