- Joey Tribbiani: Monica, relax, go get a beer.
- Monica Geller: I don't want a beer.
- Joey Tribbiani: Who said it was for you?
- Chandler Bing, Dr. Ross Geller: [monotone] Hi.
- Rachel Green: What's the matter with you?
- Chandler Bing: The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat!
- Rachel Green: No?
- Joey Tribbiani: You're kiddin'?
- Dr. Ross Geller: It was ridiculous. Ya know, these guys, they were bullies, actual bullies. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.
- Rachel Green: Hi.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Hi.
- [they both hug]
- Chandler Bing: Ohhh
- [he turns as if to hug someone]
- Chandler Bing: Oh no, wait a minute, I have no one.
- Joey Tribbiani: Hey Rach you want some sandwich?
- Rachel Green: Oh! What is in that?
- Joey Tribbiani: Olive loaf and ham spread, no mayo.
- Rachel Green: No, no with mayo that would make it gross.