Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Birthing Video (2002)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• [Chandler has just watched a woman giving birth on tape] 

  Chandler : Before this, the most disturbing thing I ever saw was my dad doing tequila shots off the pool boy. Now, I'd gladly use that image as my screensaver.

• Monica Geller-Bing : [about childbirth]  Chandler, it's a natural thing, it's beautiful.

  Chandler : Oh, you think this is beautiful?

  [turns the videotape on, sounds of a woman giving a painful birth] 

  Monica Geller-Bing : Oh my god, no wonder my mother hates me!

  Chandler : See honey, there's...

  [puts his hand on her knee] 

  Monica Geller-Bing : Don't touch me!

• Chandler : [after watching the birthing video and Monica doesn't know he saw it]  Why did you get me this?

  Monica Geller-Bing : What is it?

  Chandler : It's yelling, bleeding... dilating. Oh, the dilating!