- [Joey walks into Monica and Rachel's apartment and does a dance step on the way]
- Rachel Green: What was that?
- Joey Tribbiani: What?
- Rachel Green: You just did a little dancy thing.
- Joey Tribbiani: No, I didn't.
- Monica: Yeah you did. You did a little hop.
- Rachel Green: You are so enjoying this.
- Joey Tribbiani: No, I'm not. And it wasn't a hop. It was a pas de bourrée.
- [Joey covers his mouth in embarrassment and Monica and Rachel laugh even harder]
- Joey Tribbiani: [talking about Mr Treeger] The Guy made Rachel cry.
- Monica: Rachel always cries.
- Rachel Green: [crying] That is not true.
- Chandler: Oh, yeah, I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last... twelve hundred times.
- Monica: You go down there, and you suck up to him! I mean, you suck like you've never sucked before!
- Ross: So why don't you quit?
- Chandler: You don't think I've tried? You think I like have 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all these phrases and peppiness to try to confuse you. And then they bring out Maria.
- Ross: Who is Maria?
- Chandler: Ah, Maria. You can't say no to her. She's like this lycra/spandex covered gym... treat.
- Chandler: Yes! Yes! Most of the time. I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
- [Smiles]